Lady and Gentlemen put on your seatbelts, and set out for a thrilling ride of crazy! "Cocaine Bear" is an unforgettable ride in more ways than one. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an hilarious horror comedy that will have you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning the decisions made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we see the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild journey. The smuggler has style as well as grace. He also has a talent for throwing his merchandise in the most dangerous locations. What he did not realize was that, he was about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
Don't be able to remember what you believe you know about bears as well as their nutritional preferences. This movie takes a daring stand and believes that when bears drink cocaine, the can't only have a good time, they make themselves into bloodthirsty mobsters! Get over it, Godzilla but there's an upcoming the king of town, and he's a bear with a fascination for powdered compounds.
Our cast of characters comprising the unhinged police or the incompetent criminals and those innocent bystanders that failed to find their way to a sack of newspaper They will have you laughing. Their collective incompetence truly is incredible to witness. If you're ever at a loss for something to laugh about you can imagine the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell as they try to solve an issue without shooting one another.
Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters taken from "Frozen." They stumble across an abundance of Colombian deliciousness, and just before you say "Bearzilla," they become to be the primary target of Cocaine bear's unstoppable craving. You know, why do you need any Disney princess when there's hissing, running bear in the wild?
The movie is the perfect blend of comedy and terror with its humor, making you laugh the first time and grab your popcorn with terror the next. The body count rises faster than you can count the curls of your neck, and you'll be cheering every death scene with an eerie satisfaction. This is the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
We'll now discuss the final showdown. Imagine the scene: a waterfall that is gushing in the background, our fearless family that includes Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle this beast called the Cocaine Bear. This is an epic fight for an era, complete with fireballs, roars of the bear and enough white powder knock Tony Montana to shame. Just when you think the bear is done for It's resurrected after a cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have it's flaws. Editing can be as unpredictable as a snoring squirrel creating a flurry of anxiety and questioning whether the film reel is used secretly as scratching platform. Do not worry, fans, as the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. The bear is the star of the show even though the editors appeared to being on a high their own.
The movie is a mixture of double-crossings, tension, and unanticipated bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. In the end, and you walk out of the theater with a smirk in your eyes, think of this final tip from the reviewer's (blog post) report: Do not feed bears anything, particularly drugs or fellow hiking buddies. Be assured that the situation won't result in a happy ending for anyone.
You're now ready to grab your popcorn, buckle in, as you take on an enthralling world "Cocaine Bear." The film is an unforgettable experience that'll leave you in tears, while you contemplate the force of bears along with their amazing party potential.